I procrastinate so much I’ll probably put off death and never die
(Source: sharonosbourne, via truthisnoonecares)
WHY ARE THEY CALLED TEA PARTIES WE COULD LITERALLY JUST CALL THEM
(Source: tormoody, via whenyoureolder-youwillunderstand)
my entire life is just me “winging it”
as we say in france, HON HON HON BAGUETTE EIFFEL TOWER
Why don't you have a writing utensil??
It's 8am. You're lucky I'm wearing clothes.